What kind of contest could you win, hands down?
1. A Texas Toast crust eating contest.
2. Use of contrasting colors contest.
3. Speed base coating.
4. Power laundry.
5. Reality TV watching.
OK, now share yours!
06-16-2005 06:44 PM
singing 80s pop-song lyrics superfast
*Ms. Pac Man
and I'd have to challenge you, CraftyChicaAZ, to a reality t.v. watch off!!! :)
* Farting on command contest- I know, its disgusting, but I am good.
* a "who has the longest bed time ritual?" contest.
* a sugar cube eating contest.
record holder most crushes at one time.
I think Im up to like 14 current crushes. its wonderful to be single
i used to use "the burp defense" to scare away guys that my friends and i weren't interested in/creepy stalkers on city streets or parking lots late at night.
i also caused a friend's husband to fall off a ladder when he was painting the ceiling... i walked into their completely empty house, thought to myself "great acoustics" and let a huge belch rip... not realizing that he was in the next room, until i heard the crash/"aaaaaahhhh"
-Ms. Pacman. I rule at that game!
-30's and 40's movie trivia
-reading the most books concurrently
-telling the funniest stories about bad dates I've been on
useless random fact fact trivia.
just about every baby shower game. especially the game where you use the letters of the parent's names to make up baby names or nicknames. i never win games or contests but often seem to win every one until i just stop trying because people get mad at me. and i can't stand baby showers.
i have never won a staring contest.
I won a Simpsons character contest at work. We had to name the most Simpsons characters. I also won a horror movie contest, where we had to name the most movies.
I could win a "Pathetic Plea for Back Scratching" contest. And maybe a "Hateful Bitch" contest.