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    Got Any Good Jokes

    I was inspired by the bumper sticker thread and I could use some belly laughs.

    I know the delivery is a big part of jokes but let's see if we can share some that will work in this format. Can we curse?

    I only remember two and they contain questionable subject matter and language. Darn - anybody got any clean jokes?

    oh I just remembered one from my teaching days -

    Why is 10 afraid of 7?


    Because 7,8,9


    (7 ate 9)

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    How do you catch a unique rabit?

    You-nique up on it.

    How do you catch a tame squirrel?

    Tame way.

    -Miao

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    Quote Originally Posted by JeraAndJune
    How do you catch a unique rabit?

    You-nique up on it.

    How do you catch a tame squirrel?

    Tame way.

    -Miao
    Those are hilarious! My mother is the queen of clean, cute jokes. I'll ask her for her favorite.

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    Did you hear the one about the circus?
    It was intense.

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    this one was told to me as a really tragic story:

    did you hear about the little boy that was born without eyelids? ("ohhh. that's terrible," i said....)

    yeah. well they managed to graft some on using his foreskin after he was circumcised. ("ohhh. that's, um, good.....")

    yeah, he was a little cockeyed.

    (oops. that wasn't very clean....)

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    I'M TELLING EVERYONE I KNOW
    Because that's the funniest thing e-v-a-rrr.

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    This really doesn't translate well to print, but if you tell it out loud, it's really funny:

    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    Interrupting sheep.

    Interrupting sheep wh-

    Baaa!

    Alison, channeling the Vicar of Dibley

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    my dad's favorite.

    why are firetrucks red?
    they are always russian around.

    just dont try to explain it to little kids. haha

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    I always love having a good joke to tell, these are my favorites:

    Two apples are sitting in a tree. The one apple looks down and says to the other apple, "Boy, we're really high up here!" and the other apple says, "AHHHH! A talking apple!"


    A pirate walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder, a peg leg, and a steering wheel attached to the crotch of his pants. The bartender says, "Hey, what's with the steering wheel?"
    And the pirate says, "ARR, I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"


    How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    I LIKE BIKES.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blumen
    How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    I LIKE BIKES.
    hahahahaaaaaaahaaaaa.
    That one and sarabell's are the GREATEST.

    I will be making my friends and brother sick with my (your) new jokes!


 
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