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  1. #1
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    What can you do with your belly fat?

    After having 4 children, I still have my belly fat. It just might be there to stay. So, I'm trying to look on the bright side. Maybe it's useful for something.

    Here's one belly fat use I thought of:

    hiding the remote control from my husband

    What can you do with your belly fat?

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    Oh I don't know, but that sure made me laugh!!! Thanks!

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    Sigh. A subject near and dear to my gut.

    With my belly fat I can:
    Make really great splashes in swimming pools

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    with my belly fat I can be a pillow for cats

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    be my own belt

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    when ever I did jumpin jacks my belly fat would fly out of my pants and start clapping and cheering me on.

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    OH MY GOD! You guys are hilarious.

    My belly fat is good for loud raspberries from my daughter. It also makes a great hand-hold for the baby who just learned how to stand.

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    I could make a couple gallons of savory stock for a stew. ;)

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    some nice soap a la Fight Club, perhaps?

    seriously though, i have a built-in beer rest for when i'm too lazy to hold the weight of the bottle all in my hand. i can just rest the bottom on the fat ledge while i hold the neck.

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    You guys are too funny!

    I'll go with my fat as a built-in umbrella for my feet! :D
    Cushy pillow for my sons to rest their heads.
    And sjkmaurice, my 4 yr old thinks it's a real hoot giving my belly raspberries! Hehehe!


 
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