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kindarana
Joined: 22 Aug 2004
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 Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2004 6:02 pm Post subject: Funny bumper stickers and license plate holders |
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What's the funniest you've seen lately?
Here's one I've saw:
Out of my way
My kids have to pee! |
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for_esme
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Joined: 22 Jul 2004
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| Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2004 8:30 pm Post subject: |
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i saw one that i liked that said "i'd rather be reading flannery o'connor." i just like flannery o'connor, so.
i also saw one awhile ago that looked like one of those clear alumni stickers people put on their rear windshields, but it said "psychedelic state." kind of silly.
one time there was a big ass van in front of me with like ten kids in soccer uniforms... they had balloons and various other things they were waving out the window... and the actual license plate said "gave up." i laughed out loud. |
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red_rosary
Joined: 22 Apr 2004
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Location: Indiana
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| Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2004 10:10 pm Post subject: |
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I saw one that made me want to laugh and retch last week:
How Would Jesus Drive?
Um, duh, he'd wreck because he'd have no idea what to do with a car!
LOL |
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CraftinFool
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Location: New England
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| Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2004 9:23 am Post subject: |
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There's a car I see around town a lot with the following bumper sticker:
It's Your Hell, YOU Burn In It!
It doesn't make much sense if you analyze it too hard, but there's something about it that always makes me want to say, right on! |
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ti
Joined: 12 May 2004
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| Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2004 11:03 am Post subject: |
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| I saw a cute one with a monkey on it that said "i fling poo!" |
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brightcorner
Joined: 04 Jul 2004
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Location: SF bay area
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| Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2004 6:10 pm Post subject: |
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| for_esme wrote: |
i also saw one awhile ago that looked like one of those clear alumni stickers people put on their rear windshields, but it said "psychedelic state." kind of silly. |
I saw one of those last week that said "vegetative state"
Lots of folks around here have ones that say Dog is My Co-pilot, which cracked me up the first 10 or so times I saw it.
Also, I've seen a couple of those silver Jesus fish with fake Hebrew lettering inside that says "gefilte" - he, he, he
My neighbor just got one that says My other car is a broom.
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knittin_kitten
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| Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2004 11:45 pm Post subject: |
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i just saw one today that made me giggle, since i'm a mac-o-phile:
windows 95=macintosh 89
tee-hee-hee! |
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Cocobiscotti
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| Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2004 3:02 am Post subject: |
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I used to have one that said "You....out of the gene pool!" My family doctor saw it and got really offended (obviously, he was the type of person it was aimed at). That one still makes me laugh.
When I was in highschool, I had one with a picture of Elvis and it said "I'm Dead" on it. I liked that one too. But, I haven't seen an original one in a while....just stuff like "My kid beat up your Honor Roll student." |
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bratgirl
Joined: 06 Jul 2004
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Location: Chicago
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| Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2004 10:22 pm Post subject: |
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I saw one that said "Vegetarian is an ancient indian word meaning "bad hunter."
I giggled to myself for 5 miles after seeing that one!
m. |
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researchasaurus
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These are not that funny, but maybe some of the librarians/cultural heritage types here will appreciate them.
I used to have these two on my car:
"That's strange...half my ancestors were WOMEN!"
"Historic Preservation: The Ultimate Recycling"
I was living in a very conservative part of Kansas at the time, and overseeing a local history/genealogy department in the public library. |
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plainmabel
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| Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2004 12:07 pm Post subject: |
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| knittin_kitten wrote: | | windows 95=macintosh 89 |
Love that!
My all time favorite is: "Republicans for Voldemort" (Voldemort being the super super evil dude in Harry Potter)
I also love "Eschew Obfuscation" and "I Brake for Moose."
(Btw, moose are extremely dangerous and you should brake for them, but I'm pretty sure you don't need to warn other drivers that you do this. And if you don't, the moose will gladly stop your car for you.)
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amanelle
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| Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2004 6:23 pm Post subject: |
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| plainmabel wrote: |
I also love "Eschew Obfuscation" and "I Brake for Moose."
(Btw, moose are extremely dangerous and you should brake for them, but I'm pretty sure you don't need to warn other drivers that you do this. And if you don't, the moose will gladly stop your car for you.) |
Several years ago on a trip to Utah a moose walked in front of our car. Being from NC that had never happened before. We kind of sat there staring and confused going "Was that a moose?" |
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MonaMew
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| Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2004 8:07 pm Post subject: |
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| ti wrote: | | I saw a cute one with a monkey on it that said "i fling poo!" |
Hee hee!
(As I hate it when people tailgate) the best one I ever saw was:
"If you're going to get that close to my ass, could you at least pull my hair?"
That was 4 or 5 years ago and I still laugh everytime I think of it! :oD
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maneki neko
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| I like "Somewhere in Texas there is a village missing its idiot." |
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Guinness
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| Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 11:14 am Post subject: |
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