Subservient chicken! What did he do for you?

wuzzled · Joined: 13 Apr 2004 Posts: 20

Argh. I'm having problems with the forums, and it's making all the fonts tiny once I've logged in. So if I misspell anything or say something weird, it's because I can't read what I'm writing!

But I've been amusing myself for far too long with the subservient chicken (subservientchicken.com if you still haven't seen it) and I thought I'ds ee what other people had gotten him to do!

My favorites include:
I love you
build a fort
cabbage patch
die
run in circles
leave the room
jumping jacks

I'm also amazed at how many people really think that somewhere there's a guy in a chicken suit 24/7 doing whatever they say.

mystril

MizMosa · Joined: 14 Apr 2004 Posts: 106 Location: Ohio

He did a pretty princess dance for me!

cyan · Joined: 13 Apr 2004 Posts: 54 Location: BC

I"ve spent way too long on that site, this is what I've come up with:

throw pillows
dance like michael jackson
pee
do something random
is arnold a good governor?

And if you tell him to do anything naughty, like masterbate, hump the couch, he'll walk up to the screen and shake his finger at you
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wuzzled · Joined: 13 Apr 2004 Posts: 20

OK, I've found the funniest. Tell him to make a sandwich.

Lyssalicious · Joined: 13 Apr 2004 Posts: 161 Location: Midwest

Basically what he did for me was creep me out.

I told him to eat some pie, but that didn't work. Then he came toward the camera and I left. That's a little too weird for me, thanks.

The idea rules, though. Maybe if they put him in a cat costume...

honeybee · Joined: 15 Apr 2004 Posts: 285 Location: appalachia

twilight · Joined: 14 Apr 2004 Posts: 330 Location: New Mexico

These are funny

moon me
spank yourself
eat at McDonald's
fart
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wuzzled · Joined: 13 Apr 2004 Posts: 20

mystril · Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2004 7:06 pm Post subject:

By the way, when I first heard about the subservient chicken, I immediately read it as submissive chicken, which is much ookier.

sun bear · Joined: 13 Apr 2004 Posts: 443

i clicked on one of wuzzled's linked clips and it worked OK. I can't believe he had to do 300 things though, that's alot of work in the chicken suit!
anyone notice he has duct tape on his left foot sometimes, and sometimes not? Do you think he had a chicken injury? :)
jt

smachel · Joined: 14 Apr 2004 Posts: 305 Location: kentucky

gadgetgirl · Joined: 16 Apr 2004 Posts: 26

I got him to make a fort out of the sofa cushions
Pretty funny stuff.

-gg

twilight · Joined: 14 Apr 2004 Posts: 330 Location: New Mexico

I told him to "find the WMD". He didn't find any. hehe
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WildSnowflake · Joined: 14 Apr 2004 Posts: 172 Location: NJ

oooh eat at mcdonalds. as soon as I get my falsh working again I'll try it. I love the fact that it's sponsored by burger king and is a sign of viral marketing... geek speaking : )